This posting has been lifted from Suicide Bots, where the text is no longer properly legible.
Well, we've dropped some hints before, but here, folks, comes Chassis. Chassis is a fully mobile remote beverage dispensing unit. Chassis will fill your glass from the spigot on his front, provided you flirt with or bribe him. (Chassis is thus unlike certain Momcorp products where the alcohol goes the other direction).
He (Chassis is unmistakably a "he") is looking a little rough after decades without a touch-up; he has an appointment with a powder coater tomorrow. He'll come back a nice shade of red. We'll get some video up soonish.
Thanks to Jamar for the use of his photo apparatus!
This entry was originally posted at Suicide Bots on Thursday, August 9th, 2007 at 9:35 pm.